bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

largeandlovely:

copperstudies:

life on the murder scene was a work of fucking art

yes lord it is

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

wecametoforget:

cluelessakemi:

After the shower.  Oil on linen.  An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)

this is AMAZING

wecametoforget:

cluelessakemi:

After the shower.  Oil on linen.  An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)

this is AMAZING

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

bossanovabyss:

anipendragon:

jpbrammer:

George R. R. Martin everyone.

My favourite thing about this gifset is that George R. R. Martin acknowledges both of these methods without insulting or dismissing the other. He is a fantastic writer and I know that some other fantastic writers swear by their methods and discount the others, which can be really disheartening as a young writer. Hearing him describe both of these methods without dismissing the other makes me very, very happy, as I am very much an architect and I always get so sad when every writer I look up to is like “NO PLANNING. PLANNING BAD. WRITERS DONT PLAN.”

So thank you, Mr. Martin.

I am by and large an architect but I am not opposed to my building gaining sentience and doing what it wants along the way, a la a gardener. So I feel this. I feel it so hard. Also:

"No one is purely an architect or a gardener in terms of writers, but many writers tend to one side or the other."

GEORGE R. R. MARTIN, YOU MAY NOT BE PERFECT, BUT THAT SENTENCE IS. THANK YOU.

are you fucking kidding me

mayarashi:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

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i have to wonder if it would have just been best to not tell you about the article lol

maid-en-china:

I haven’t forgotten about making Fisheye Placebo yet! Working on prototyping the Axent Wear headphones just took up a lot of time along with AX and other upcoming conventions. It was so great to see all the amazing Fisheye Placebo copslayers at AX. I’ll try to release the next chapter soon q_q
In other news, I’ll be at the J-Pop Summit festival in San Francisco’s Japan Town this July 19-20th. You can find me in the Kinokuniya Bookstore mall on the 2nd floor near the elevators :D See you there!

maid-en-china:

I haven’t forgotten about making Fisheye Placebo yet! Working on prototyping the Axent Wear headphones just took up a lot of time along with AX and other upcoming conventions. 

It was so great to see all the amazing Fisheye Placebo copslayers at AX. I’ll try to release the next chapter soon q_q

In other news, I’ll be at the J-Pop Summit festival in San Francisco’s Japan Town this July 19-20th. You can find me in the Kinokuniya Bookstore mall on the 2nd floor near the elevators :D See you there!
shzrebelka:

HEN OGLEDD

shzrebelka:

HEN OGLEDD

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

wocinsolidarity:

fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

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