pizza:

jeremymckinnonbuttblog:

lets make a test

who is easier to summon

1. Pizza?

2. Yahoo Staff?

3. Vegans?

4. Satan?

lets wait and see the result

ha ha ha i win

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

(Source: zakkain)

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

tastefullyoffensive:

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

hogglette:

my favorite character in boku no pico is grandpa. look at this motherfucker, he don’t give a shit that his grandson is hanging out with a man twice is age. actually there’s probably something illegal about making a child work at a bar but clearly he doesn’t give a FFFFUUUCK. what’s he smoking? is that opium or some shit? he’s smoking it in ever scene. clearly this man is above the law. i love pico’s grandpa. this shit should be called boku no ojiisan.

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

shalrath:

“Young woman, please fix your bra, I can see it”, the teacher says to the student. “But miss, this is not a bra, this is a bathing suit top!”, she exclaims. For some reason, teacher takes this as a legit excuse, since for some reason bathing suits aren’t as controversial as underwear is despite there is literally no difference between them. The crisis is averted. The apocalypse of seeing a bra has been stopped by a single person on the entire wide earth

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

rampaigehalseyface:

blimpcat:

i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg

I keep expecting it to fall out of sync and yet…

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

(Source: gorillaz-and-shit)

(Source: macaronivevo)

(Source: infinitybetween0and1)

camplazlo:

its so hot where i live i feel like the days are getting longer and hotter. sexy and hotter. let’s shut it down, pound the alarm.